Administratium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a … Continue reading Administratium

Multilingual

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie deutsch?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez-vous Français?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlano l'italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, totally … Continue reading Multilingual

Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device

BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much … Continue reading Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device