I came across this commercial on YouTube, Arranged Marriage, which shows the benefits of choice. Video
Confucius say: if you think we're going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you're crazy. I found it in a tweet from zen_habits.
Make a chair and take a seat
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!" Ms Brooks had … Continue reading Smart enough for the 3rd grade?
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a … Continue reading Administratium
Punctuation Substitution is a terrific way of relieving your anger in a way that only you (and a few others...) know of.
I found this image in a profile at StumbleUpon. This was originally posted at another blog of mine.
A Buddhist approaches a hotdog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything." He gives the vendor a $20 bill and waits. Finally he says: "Where's my change?" Says the vendor: "All change must come from within."
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie deutsch?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez-vous Français?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlano l'italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, totally … Continue reading Multilingual
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the fire-yet it is powerful enough to hold as much … Continue reading Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device