Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Student: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if someone forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Student: 10 and a dead body
Category: Chocolate
Chocolate strength
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar in four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces.
Chocolate understands
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
Love and chocolate
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
