Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Student: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if someone forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Student: 10 and a dead body

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar in four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces.

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz